The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homie the Clown (1995)

Joe Mantegna: Fat Tony

Quotes 

• Homer : But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson.

  Fat Tony : The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?

  Homer : Uh... actually my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.

  Legs : The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?

  Homer : Uh... actually my real name is uh... think Krusty, think... Joe Valachi!

  Louie : The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime?

  Homer : Benedict Arnold!

  Legs : The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?

  Homer : D'oh!

• [gunshot, Flanders is knocked down] 

  Ned Flanders : Whew, good thing I always keep a Bible next to my...

  [second gunshot, Flanders is knocked down again] 

  Ned Flanders : Whew, luckily I was wearing an extra large piece of the True Cross today. I think I'll go inside.

  [as he runs off, a third gunshot spins the head of Homer's pickaxe] 

  Homer : What keeps doing that?

  Fat Tony : I told you we should have bought more than three bullets.

• Fat Tony : Krusty, in regard to the large wager you placed on yesterday's horse race...

  Krusty the Clown : [laughing nervously]  Uh, hey, how about letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?

  Fat Tony : Who do you like?

  Krusty the Clown : The tenor.

  Fat Tony : [after a pause]  Okay. But we're only letting the bet ride because you crack us, so consistently, up.

• Louie : It's him all right. Should I shoot him gangland style or execution style?

  Fat Tony : Listen to your heart.

• [after Louie empties a rifle at Homer, but misses] 

  Fat Tony : We need more ammo, let's go to Big Five.