The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer vs. Patty and Selma (1995)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa : How's dad today?

  Marge : Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's under the table.

• Homer : Oh, I'll never pay off that debt!

  TV Commercial : Need money fast? Got no experience? Step up to elegance! Become a limo driver at Classy Joe's.

  Homer : That's it! I'll make money with a chauffeur job. Good thing you turned on that TV, Lisa.

  Lisa : I didn't turn it on. I thought you turned it on.

  Homer : Oh. Well anyway, turn it off.

  Lisa : [Looks at the TV]  ... It *is* off!

  [ominous music plays]