The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer vs. Patty and Selma (1995)

Mel Brooks: Mel Brooks

Quotes 

• Mel Brooks : [Seeing Homer freak out after being pulled over]  Sir, could you give me a ride? This man's making me a little edgy.

  Chief Wiggum : Hey, you're Mel Brooks! Sure, I'll give you a ride. On the way, we can do that $2,000 Man Thing. You be you, and I'll be Police Chief Wiggum.

  Mel Brooks : Listen, why don't you be Carl Reiner, and I'll be Police Chief Wiggum? I hate Carl Reiner!

• Homer : Hey, let's do that 2,000 Pound Man Thing! I'll be Carl Reiner, and you be what's-his-face.

  Mel Brooks : Homer, it's not that simple. It takes the genius and timing of Carl Reiner to... .

  Homer : [Interrupting]  Sir, today every country has a national anthem. Did they have national anthems in your day?

  Mel Brooks : Sure, sure we did! But back then it was just caves. I'll never forget my cave's national anthem.

  Homer : What was that?

  Mel Brooks : "Let'em all go to Hell, except Cave 76!"