The Simpsons (TV Series)

Grift of the Magi (1999)

Gary Coleman: Gary Coleman

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : [sneaking into the executives' office]  Get down! Security guard!

  [they get down, and Bart sees Gary Coleman on the phone, eating Chinese food] 

  Bart Simpson : Hey, it's Gary Coleman!

  Gary Coleman : [on the phone]  But the menu said "galaxy of prawns." Three prawns are hardly a galaxy. What do you mean your hands are tied? Let me talk to Mr. Kwan.

  Bart Simpson : Wait, I want to see how this turns out.

  Lisa Simpson : The phone's not even plugged in...

  Gary Coleman : All right, you listen to me, Kwan... Hang on, I got another call.

  [he presses a button] 

  Gary Coleman : Yes, Mr. President! I can be in Washington right away!

• Lindsey Naegle : [exits her office to see Gary doing karate]  I'm sorry, Gary. There's no longer a place for you here.

  Gary Coleman : Whatchutalkin'bout, Miss Naegle?

  Lindsey Naegle : That is so adorable! You're re-hired.

  [she closes the door behind her] 

  Gary Coleman : Sucker! I knew exactly what she was talking about.