Julie Kavner credited as playing...
Marge Simpson
- Marge Simpson: Look, they're making a movie! Robert Downey, Jr. is shooting it out with the police.
- [Several police officers exchange gunfire with Robert Downey, Jr]
- Bart Simpson: I don't see any cameras.
- Homer Simpson: Mel Gibson is just a guy, Marge, no different than me or Lenny.
- Marge Simpson: Were you or Lenny ever named "Sexiest Man Alive"?
- Homer Simpson: Hmmm... I'm not certain about Lenny...
- Homer Simpson: Movies aren't stupid. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies. Lethal Weapon showed us that suicide is funny.
- Mel Gibson: That really wasn't my intention.
- Homer Simpson: Before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb in my toilet, but now I check every time.
- Marge Simpson: It's true. He does.
- Mel Gibson: Do movies mean that much to you, Homer?
- Homer Simpson: They're my only escape from the drudgery of work and family.
- [to Marge and the kids]
- Homer Simpson: No offense.
- Marge Simpson: Hey! We never opened that envelope to see what our free gift is.
- Homer Simpson: We didn't? That's odd. Seems like we would have done that right after we left the car place.
- Marge Simpson: I know, but we didn't.
- Homer Simpson: [reaches for the envelope] Well, here it is. So we can open it and find out now.
- Marge Simpson: Perfect!
- Homer Simpson: [opens it] Aw, movie tickets! That hardly seems worth destroying a car!