The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart vs. Thanksgiving (1990)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Maggie Simpson
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Quotes
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[Bart considers apologizing for wrecking Lisa's centerpiece]
Bart Simpson : Hm. Should I, or shouldn't I?
[imagines himself opening the front door]
Bart Simpson : Hey everybody, I'm home.
Marge Simpson : Bart! You're home!
[kisses him]
Marge Simpson : Oh, my special little guy!
[kisses him some more]
Marge Simpson : We were so worried.
Homer : Oh, it's great to have you back, boy. We were afraid we'd lost you!
Lisa Simpson : Welcome back, Bart!
[hugs him]
Lisa Simpson : I'm sorry we had such a terrible fight.
Marge Simpson : Bart, isn't there something you'd like to say to your sister?
Bart Simpson : Okay, I'm sorry too.
[the fantasy suddenly turns nightmarish]
Marge Simpson : No, no, no! That won't do at all!
Homer : Yeah, boy. Get down on your knees and BEG for forgiveness!
Lisa Simpson : Yeah, beg me, Bart. Beg me!
Bart Simpson : Lisa, I beg of you. Please forgive me!
[the entire family - including the Bouviers and Grampa - laughs maniacally and points at Bart]
Marge Simpson : Now we can blame him for EVERYTHING!
Homer : It's your fault I'm BALD!
Bart Simpson : I'm sorry.
Grampa Simpson : It's your fault I'm OLD!
Bart Simpson : I'm sorry...
Maggie Simpson : It's your fault I CAN'T TALK!
Bart Simpson : I'm sorry!
Uncle Sam : It's your fault America has lost its way!
Bart Simpson : I'm sorry!
Marge Simpson , Homer , Lisa Simpson , Grampa Simpson : [chanting] It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!
Bart Simpson : I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[the fantasy ends]
Bart Simpson : I'm sorry alright - sorry I came back here!
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Bart Simpson : come on boy we'll get something to eat even if we have to pay for it.
