The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Star (1997)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Hey, Flanders, you're the worst coach this team has ever had!

  Marge Simpson : He's the only coach this team has ever had. And the season hasn't even started yet.

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, well, he's... wearing that hat like an idiot.

  Marge Simpson : You know, Homer, it's very easy to criticize.

  Homer Simpson : Fun too.

• Marge Simpson : Wow, Homer coaching in the championship game! You must be pretty proud of your son!

  Grampa Simpson : You'd think so, wouldn't you?

  [falls asleep] 

• Marge Simpson : Look. I want a cup.

  Sportacus Clerk : Cup. Could you spell that?

  Marge Simpson : C-U-P. I wanna C-U... Oh, my God!

• Marge Simpson : You know, Homer, it's very easy to criticize.

  Homer Simpson : Fun, too.

• Marge Simpson : Now, make no mistake. When I say "first aid" I'm not talking about some sort of... charity rock concert.

  [laughs at her own joke] 

  Marge Simpson : I'm talking about treating serious injuries!

  [the crowd laughs loudly] 

  Krusty : Serious injuries!

  [writes it down] 

  Krusty : Ooh, that's gold!

• Bart Simpson : Okay, Milhouse, let's try out the new cup.

  Milhouse Van Houten : [kicks Bart in the groin] 

  Bart Simpson : Again!

  Milhouse Van Houten : [kicks Bart in the groin again] 

  Bart Simpson : [yawns] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : [kicks Bart in the groin again and again] 

  Marge Simpson : Milhouse, stop that!