- Homer Simpson: Would you excuse us, Milton?
- Milhouse Van Houten: It's Mil-HOUSE!
- Homer Simpson: Yeah, and your father's no-house!
- Homer Simpson: Why do you think your mother and I sleep in the same bed?
- Bart Simpson: Because we're poor?
- Homer Simpson: Exactly. And we're poor because we have kids.
- Ned Flanders: Marge, you know I thought I was Springfield's Wing Ding King, but you make my chicken look like cock-a-diddily-doo-doo!