- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: [re half-naked corpse] Looks like somebody used his chest to play darts.
- Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John: Or hopscotch.
- [holds up platform shoe]
- Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John: Stiletto heels, custom made.
- Glory Newman: All I had to do was be patient, and learn how to walk lightly in a pair of high heels.
- [Tom glances down at her pedicured feet nestling in strappy white platforms]
- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: [bit later, as Glory is led off, arrested] This time the shoe fits, and it fits well, toenails and all.
- Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John: [Tom's filming her to get the hang of the movie camera] I know how to check the oil of my car. I do.
- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: It's okay, Cass. Not everybody's mechanically inclined.
- Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John: [makes a little pig snout at the camera to put Tom off, just looks cute] I happen to own an extremely expensive car. I spent nights reading that manual.
- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: Cass, yeah, I'm sure you did.
- [understands camera now:]
- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: Okay, that should do it.
- Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John: Now I don't change the oil of my car because I choose not to change it.
- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: [pacifying] Yeah, I believe you.
- Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John: [she's found out just exactly why she hasn't seen her mohair shirt in four years' time] Agh, I'm gonna get the chair for this one if it's the last thing I do.
- [last lines]
- Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John: Uh, oh... uh, oh. Sock thief, twelve o'clock.
- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: [as pretty young very-innocent-looking type girl actually sniffs his socks] Oh, Jesus!
- [young perpetrator appears ecstatic]
- Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John: Should I cuff her, or will you?