- Vic Mackey: [after viewing a body badly burned by an explosion] If I ever get that bad, pull the plug with both hands.
- College Student: [at the hospital after being asked questions he doesn't want to answer] My father's a lawyer.
- Vic Mackey: Mine's a brick layer. So what?
- Officer Danielle "Danny" Sofer: [On seeing a badly burned body in a trunk of a car] Coulda used more sunscreen.