- Miranda: [Carrie told Miranda that she farted while in bed with Big] You farted. You're human.
- Carrie Bradshaw: I don't want him to know that.
- Miranda: [to a heckling construction worker] You got what I want? You got what I need? What I WANT... is to GET LAID. What I NEED... is to GET LAID. I NEED to GET LAID.
- Samantha Jones: [On the frequency of having sex] Normal is the half way point between what you want and what you can get.