Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Strongbox (1998)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
Quotes
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George Costanza : [Elaine thinks her boyfriend is a super hero] Who is this? Blue Arrow?
Elaine Benes : No, Green Lantern.
Jerry Seinfeld : We found out his super power is lack of money.
Elaine Benes : Very funny.
Jerry Seinfeld : He's invulnerable to creditors.
Elaine Benes : Ha ha.
Jerry Seinfeld : He's the "Got No Green" Lantern.
Elaine Benes : All right, that's enough.
George Costanza : Hey, Elaine, maybe his girlfriend is "Lois Loan".
Elaine Benes : Well crafted.
[leaves]
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George Costanza : The actor that played Jesus made some odd choices.
Loretta : What?
George Costanza : I mean, uh, I had fun ice skating.
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George Costanza : It's a big night. I'm, uh, ice skating with one and going to a staged reading of Godspell with the other.
Jerry Seinfeld : Which is with who?
George Costanza : It doesn't matter.
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George Costanza : Why does it always seem that I'm the only one working at this breakup?
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Jerry Seinfeld : Hey, where have you been?
George Costanza : Seeing Maura. Apparently, I was unable to break up beyond a reasonable doubt.