Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Strongbox (1998)
Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld
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Quotes
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George Costanza : [Elaine thinks her boyfriend is a super hero] Who is this? Blue Arrow?
Elaine Benes : No, Green Lantern.
Jerry Seinfeld : We found out his super power is lack of money.
Elaine Benes : Very funny.
Jerry Seinfeld : He's invulnerable to creditors.
Elaine Benes : Ha ha.
Jerry Seinfeld : He's the "Got No Green" Lantern.
Elaine Benes : All right, that's enough.
George Costanza : Hey, Elaine, maybe his girlfriend is "Lois Loan".
Elaine Benes : Well crafted.
[leaves]
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Elaine Benes : [Elaine reenters] I forgot my glasses.
Jerry Seinfeld : He can wipe out his checking account in a single bounce!
Elaine Benes : Keep 'em.
[leaves]
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Jerry Seinfeld : You killed Fredo.
Cosmo Kramer : Fredo was weak and stupid. He shouldn't have eaten that key.
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George Costanza : It's a big night. I'm, uh, ice skating with one and going to a staged reading of Godspell with the other.
Jerry Seinfeld : Which is with who?
George Costanza : It doesn't matter.
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Cosmo Kramer : Oh. Well, would you look at that. I guess I forgot to lock it.
Jerry Seinfeld : You mean it was open? We desecrated a pet cemetery for nothing?
Cosmo Kramer : Well, this is one for the books, huh, Jerry? Reeeally one for the books!
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Jerry Seinfeld : Hey, where have you been?
George Costanza : Seeing Maura. Apparently, I was unable to break up beyond a reasonable doubt.