- Cosmo Kramer: Jerry, that voice is tattooed on my brain. It's her! I'm telling you it's her.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Oh you're crazy.
- Cosmo Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
- Jerry Seinfeld: It's impossible.
- Cosmo Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
- Jerry Seinfeld: It can't be.
- Cosmo Kramer: Can't it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Alright that's enough.
- Cosmo Kramer: Yeaaaaah!
- Jane: [End of the episode, in the restroom at Monk's] Oh damn.
- Elaine Benes: [Elaine got into the restroom ahead of Jane] Something wrong?
- Jane: Yeah. There's no toilet paper out here. I usually check, but would you mind?
- Elaine Benes: I can't. I don't have it. I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.
- Jane: Wait a minute. I know you.
- Elaine Benes: That's right honey, and I know you!
- [Elaine runs out of the restroom with the toilet paper, and gives the rolls to Jerry]
- Jane: No, no, no!
- Jane: [Last lines]
- [after Elaine exits the restroom and dumps all of the toilet paper by Jerry and leaves, she exits the restroom shortly after and walks up to Jerry]
- Jane: Don't ever call me again.
- [Then walks behind Kramer and speaks to him from behind seductively]
- Jane: You either.
- [Then licks her lips and leaves, leaving both men shocked]
- Elaine Benes: [Beginning of the episode, in a restroom stall at the theater] What a dope! Uh... excuse me. Umm... I'm sorry. This is... this is kind of embarrassing but there's no toilet paper over here.
- Jane: [From the stall on Elaine's right] Are you talking to me?
- Elaine Benes: Yeah. I just forgot to check. So if you could just spare me some.
- Jane: No, I'm sorry.
- Elaine Benes: What?
- Jane: No I'm sorry, I can't spare it.
- Elaine Benes: You can't spare it?
- Jane: No, there's not enough to spare.
- Elaine Benes: Well I don't need much. Just 3 squares will do it.
- Jane: I'm sorry. I don't have a square to spare. Now if you don't mind.
- Elaine Benes: 3 squares? you can't spare 3 squares?
- Jane: No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.
- Elaine Benes: Oh, is it two-ply? Cause if it's two-ply, I'll take one ply. One ply, one, one! puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply.
- Jane: Look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply.
- [She flushes and leaves]
- Elaine Benes: No, no, no, no! Don't! Don't! I beg you!
- [first lines]
- Jerry Seinfeld: The whale's supposed to be such an intelligent animal. You know, you always hear about how they can communicate by song from miles away, how extensive their vocabulary is. I would say, from the rate we're pushing the whales off the beach, back into the ocean, the words "shore" and "close" do not appear to be in their vocabulary. I'd tell the whales, "Concentrate less on the singing, a little more on the approaching Cuervo Beach volleyball tournament, if you wanna maintain that brainy mammal image."
- [last lines]
- Jerry Seinfeld: Now, of course, the thing is extreme sports: bungee jumping. To me, if bungee jumping as a sport, so is being a crash-test dummy. Just leaning does not make it a sport. It's like a Wile E. Coyote idea, isn't it? The thing I wonder about in skydiving is why do they even bother with the helmets? Can you almost make it? You might as well wear a party hat. What's the difference? You jump out of a plane 20,000 feet in the air, the chute doesn't open, I got news for you. The helmet is now wearing you for protection. Later on, the helmet's talking to the other helmets, going, "Boy, it's a good thing he was there, or I would have hit the ground directly."