- Frank Costanza: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
- George Costanza: Why don't we talk about it another time.
- Frank Costanza: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!
- Mrs. Ross: Something's missing all right.
- Mr. Ross: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
- Frank Costanza: That's perverse.
- Elaine Benes: You know, one of these days something terrible is going to happen to you. It has to!
- Jerry Seinfeld: No, I'm going to be just fine.
- Jerry Seinfeld: All right. Look, I'll tell ya what, I'll give you $50. Now, be reasonable you cannot turn down $50 for a $6 rye.
- Mabel: [agitated] No? Watch me.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Give me that rye!
- [Jerry reaches towards the rye bread under Mabel's arm]
- Mabel: Stop it!
- Jerry Seinfeld: I want that rye, lady!
- Mabel: [shouts as Jerry starts to grab her arm] Help! Someone help!
- Jerry Seinfeld: Shut up, you old bag!
- [Jerry successfully steals the marble rye bread from Mabel and sprints down the street]
- Mabel: [shouting] Stop thief! Stop him! He's got my marble rye!
- [Jerry continues to run down the street with the rye bread as Mabel screams for help]
- George Costanza: Thank God that's over.
- Estelle Constanza: The mother seems to hit the sauce pretty hard. I didn't like that.
- Frank Costanza: And who doesn't serve cake after a meal? What kind of people? Would it kill them to put out a pound cake? Something!
- George Costanza: So, they didn't give you a piece of cake? Big deal.
- Estelle Constanza: It is a big deal. You're supposed to serve cake after a meal. I'm sorry. It's impolite.
- Frank Costanza: Not impolite... it's stupid, that's what it is. You gotta be stupid to do something like that!
- Estelle Constanza: Your father's absolutely right. We're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of cake!
- Cosmo Kramer: [singing] I'm so keen-o on Beef-A-Reeno, what a delicious cuisine-o, fit for a king and queen-o!
- Cosmo Kramer: This is Central Park. This was designed in 1850 by Joe Pepitone. Built during the civil war so the northern armies could practice fighting on grass.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Uh, excuse me. I know this is gonna sound crazy but I - I have to have that rye. It's a - it's a long story, but a person's whole future may depend on it.
- Mabel: Well, I'm sorry, but you should have got here earlier.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yes. Well, be that as it may, if you could just find it in yourself to give it up.
- Mabel: You're not getting this rye.
- Jerry Seinfeld: All right. All right. I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do, I will give you double what you paid for it.
- [Mabel shoves Jerry out of her path]
- Mabel: You're in my way!
- Cosmo Kramer: You know, Clyde, he plays backup with John Germaine.
- Jerry Seinfeld: John Germaine? That is amazing, I was just talking about him upstairs with Elaine.
- Clyde: Oh yeah?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, yeah. My friend Elaine and him are goin' out. They're pretty hot and heavy.
- Clyde: [shocked] Is that right?