Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Race (1994)

Todd Kimsey: Ned Isakoff

Quotes 

• Elaine Marie Benes : Oh well nothing wrong with that. Gotta make those big bucks... money money money money money money money... ha ha ha ha ah... are you a communist?

  Ned : Yes, as a matter of fact I am.

  Elaine Marie Benes : Oh, ah! Oh! Wow! Whoa! A Commie! Wow, gee, man it must be a bummer for you guys, what with the fall of the Soviet empire and everything.

  Ned : Yeah, well, we still got China, and Cuba.

  Elaine Marie Benes : Yeah, but come on...

  Ned : I know it's not the same.

  Elaine Marie Benes : Well, you had a good run. What was it 75, 80 years? Wreaking havoc, making everybody nervous.

  Ned : Yeah, we had a good run.

• Lew : Aha! I knew it was you! You tried to trick Hop Sing! You are on our list - Elaine Benes. And now you are on our list - Ned Isakoff.

  Ned : You got me blacklisted at Hop Sing's?

  Lew : She name name.

• Elaine Benes : Just because you're a communist, does that mean you can't wear anything nice? You look like Trotsky.

  Ned : Good.

  Elaine Benes : Fine. Wanna be a communist, be a communist. Can't you at least look like a successful communist?