Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Outing (1993)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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George Costanza : I just thought of a great name for myself if I ever become a porno actor.
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh yeah, what, Buck Naked?
George Costanza : Yeah. How did you know?
Jerry Seinfeld : You told me that already, like 2 months ago.
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Allison : What's going on?
George Costanza : Alright, I'll tell you the truth. I'm not gay. My name's Buck Naked. I'm a porno actor.
Allison : Really?
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George Costanza : Jerry, did you wash this pear?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, I washed it.
George Costanza : It looks like it hasn't been washed.
Jerry Seinfeld : [annoyed] So *wash it*.
George Costanza : You hear the way he talks to me?
Sharon : You should hear how *my* boyfriend talks to me...
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George Costanza : Let me ask you something. What do you think of this shirt?
Sharon : It's nice.
George Costanza : Jerry said he didn't like it...
Jerry Seinfeld : I didn't say I didn't like it. I said it was okay...
George Costanza : No, you said you didn't like it.
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, so what if I don't like it! Is that like the end of the world or something?