- Cosmo Kramer: Well *women do it*. I'll tell you what. I'll pick you up a sundress and a parasol and you can just *sashey* your pretty little self around the town square.
- Alex: Wow! Is that a Mexican hairless? I *love* thoooose! Oh! Hairless. This is where it's at. It's so much smoother & cleaner.
- Jerry Seinfeld: [on Kramer's Peterman Reality Tour] You know, I never thought he'd be able to recreate the experience of actually knowing him but this is pretty close.
- Rebecca DeMornay: The homeless don't like them. We've never got so many complaints. Every 2 minutes, "Where's the top of this muffin?", "Who ate the rest of this?".
- Jerry Seinfeld: [to George] You're moving to New York, that's fantastic! I can see you all the time, now.
- Mary Anne: At some point, you're going back to your job at Tyler Chicken and your 3-legged dog, Willy, and I'm still gonna be here.
- George Costanza: What if I told you I'm thinking of moving here.
- Mary Anne: George, no offense, but this city would eat you alive.
- Cosmo Kramer: This is a garbage dump. Just let me dump it.
- Jiffy Dump Guy: Can't do it.
- Cosmo Kramer: Is this a joke?
- Jiffy Dump Guy: That's what I'd like to know about it.