Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Implant (1993)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : She was on his right side. He can't make a move with his left hand. Can't go left.
Elaine Marie Benes : He can't go left.
Jerry Seinfeld : No. I'm lefty. Can't go right. What about women? Do they go left or right?
Elaine Marie Benes : No. We just play defense.
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Elaine Marie Benes : Come on, don't you think they seem a bit too perfect?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes they do.
Elaine Marie Benes : I never knew you were so much into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
Jerry Seinfeld : Leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.
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Elaine Marie Benes : You've dated women with nose jobs before, so what's the big deal?
Jerry Seinfeld : You don't touch the nose, you don't aspire to reach the nose, you don't unhook anything to get to the nose and no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril!
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Elaine Marie Benes : You know, sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool