Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Hot Tub (1995)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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• [first lines] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : I always feel bad for the silver-medal winner in the Olympics. I mean, how do you live with that the rest of your life? People are gonna keep asking, "How much did you lose by?" "I don't even know. It was like: now to now. Like, now to now. Now. It was like, now, now! Now, now. It was like... And that was it, I lost. I trained, I worked out, I exercised. I did everything. I was doing pushups, sit-ups. I never did anything but exercise and work out for 20 years. I flew halfway around the world: Da-da-da. And that was that. It was a photo finish. Silver, gold. If I had a pimple, I would have won."

• Jerry Seinfeld : He's from Trinidad and Tobago.

  Elaine Benes : Yeah, yeah, he's Trinidadian and Tobaggan.

• Jerry Seinfeld : What happened to your mental alarm?

  Cosmo Kramer : I guess I hit the snooze.