Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Foundation (1996)
Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld
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Quotes
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George Costanza : I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!
Jerry Seinfeld : Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
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George Costanza : What were you saying to the Rosses over there anyway?
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh man, I don't know. I told them her death takes place in the shadow of new life. She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her.
George Costanza : What is that?
Jerry Seinfeld : Star Trek 2.
George Costanza : Wrath of Khan!
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, Kramer and I saw it last night. Spock dies, they wrap it up in a towel and they shoot him out the bowels of the ship in that big sun glasses case.
George Costanza : It was a hell of a thing when Spock died.
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah.
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George Costanza : I thought Mulva hated you.
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, so did I. You know what? I bet it was the engagement. I've shown I can go all the way.
George Costanza : All the way?
Jerry Seinfeld : Not our "all the way." Their "all the way." I got the stink of responsibility on me.
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George Costanza : I tell you, Jerry, I'm feeling something. Something I haven't felt for a long time.
Jerry Seinfeld : Pride?
George Costanza : No. Autonomy. Complete and total autonomy.