Scrubs (TV Series)
My Roommates (2005)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
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Quotes
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Seeing Perry and Ron together] This is pretty great! You two have been friends for a long time, and integrated friendship: white guy and black guy...
Ron Laver : I believe the term is AFRICAN-AMERICAN!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [mumbles] Turk lets me call him brown bear.
Ron Laver : Who the hell is Turk?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [At the End of the episode]
[while hugging Turk]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I'm so happy to have my African American friend back.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Dude, call me brown bear.
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Todd Quinlan : There's only one rule if you're gonna stay at El Casa de Todd:
[removes robe to reveal his bananahammock]
Todd Quinlan : You gotta hammock up.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh... I don't have one of those, Todd.
Todd Quinlan : No problem.
[opens wardrobe which is full of bananahammocks and takes one out]
Todd Quinlan : What are you, about a medium?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : ...Extra-medium.
Todd Quinlan : This'll work. And it'll look good, too.
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : You have to move out.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : What? Is this about the bra catapult thing? Because if it's that big a deal, I can throw my own water balloons. I don't need those C-cups.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [to a photo, while leaving the apartment] Bye, trumpet player I don't know. Now I understand why your music is so sad.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Voice over] All right, Carla calls the shots. Appeal to her rational side.
[Out loud]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Carla, I totally understand you guys need your space, but with work and my financial situation, finding a new place is gonna be, minimum, two to four years.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Come on, Bambi. Aren't there any other married couples that want to live in a small apartment with a 29-year-old man?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Voice over] She called me a man! Okay, time to play the best friend card.
[Out loud]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Turk, I've always had your back and you always had mine. Are you sure you want to go through with this?
Dr. Christopher Turk : It was my idea.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I banged your first girlfriend.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Chantal?
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [at Todd's apartment with his things] Thanks for letting us crash here, man.
Todd Quinlan : [wearing a red and black silk robe] The Todd's not accustomed to receiving gentleman callers.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [awkwardly] Okay...
[turns around and sees a group picture on the wall behind him with Todd and some other men wearing flip flops and Speedos, presumably a male swim team]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh! Cool picture! Which one of those guys is you?
Todd Quinlan : Oh, I don't swim. So there's only one rule if you're gonna stay at El Casa de Todd...
[removes his robe to reveal a skimpy fire-print banana hammock underneath]
Todd Quinlan : You gotta hammock up.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [uncomfortable] Oh, I don't have one of those, Todd.
Todd Quinlan : No problem.
[he opens up a wardrobe full of banana hammocks and takes out a lime green one]
Todd Quinlan : What are you, about a medium?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [still uncomfortable] Extra medium.
Todd Quinlan : This'll work. And it'll look good, too.