Scrubs (TV Series)

My Old Friend's New Friend (2004)

Heather Graham: Dr. Molly Clock

Quotes 

• Elliot : I'm sorry. Look, um... You wouldn't understand.

  Dr. Clock : No, I get it. I mean, you're feeling lonely, you're feeling rejected. I mean, most people around here won't talk to me, and even Johnny won't take my help.

  Elliot : Who's Johnny?

  Dr. Clock : You know, he's a resident, he's got like gelled-up hair, and he and his friends are in a motorcycle gang?

  Elliot : I knew it!

  Dr. Clock : You know what, Elliot, you act like everyone's boxing you out, but you wouldn't even get a cup of coffee with me.

• Dr. Clock : Look, isn't it possible that Dr. Cox tricked you as a motivational ploy?

  J.D. : Hmm, no.

  Dr. Clock : After he said there was no hope with Mr. Radford, didn't you both work harder?

  J.D. : Nnoo! You're like a crazy person!

  Dr. Clock : I'll tell you something else. I mean, Dr. Cox is a text-book closed-off alpha male. I mean, you can try forever, but you're never gonna get that hug that you really want.

  J.D. : Uh, excuse me, I'm not a child. I'm a doctor.

  [thinking] 

  J.D. : And i'll get that hug!

• Dr. Clock : So where were we?

  J.D. : Er... we weren't talking

  Dr. Clock : Was it cause of something you did cause i'm totally over it. I don't even remember what it was

  J.D. : No i mean like, we've never talked

  Dr. Clock : How do i know your name then?

  J.D. : You don't

  Dr. Clock : You're freaking me out Jimmy

  J.D. : It's Johnny

  [thinking] 

  J.D. : Why would you say Johnny. You hate Johnny

• Elliot : It's so strange feeling all alone when like a month ago I was part of this really tight group, you know?

  Dr. Clock : Yeah. I had tons of friends at my old hospital.

  Elliot : I gotta meet some new people.

  Dr. Clock : Do you wanna, uh, get a cup of coffee tonight?

  Elliot : Can't. I'm hitting the internet hard and going on a friend hunt!

• Dr. Clock : Hey! Do you guys mind if I eat with you? 'Cause I don't wanna sit alone and sing to my food like a crazy person

  Elliot : Oh, my gosh! I do that!

  Dr. Clock : No way!

  Elliot : Mostly pop songs. You know, unless I'm eating soul food.

  Carla : Where's your food?

  Dr. Clock : Oh, shoot.

  [she hops up again] 

  Carla : Look, Elliot, we'll do something later this week, just the two of us.

  Elliot : Okay

  Dr. Clock : [returns with a tray]  Oh, that is not my food. But I'm not getting up again.

  Elliot : Oh, I wouldn't.

• Dr. Kelso : Well, sweetheart, you're here early.

  Elliot : Yeah, well, you know I didn't have any plans last night, so I went to bed at 8 and then I woke up at 4. And then I realized that the sunrise just looks beautiful through the trees, and that my neighbor gets his paper in the 'nude' and that he needs to lose like 900 pounds.

  Dr. Kelso : In the future, the appropriate response is, "Yes, I am here early" - it's called 'small talk', not 'my depressing life in thirty seconds'.

  [walks off] 

  Elliot : I am not depressed, sir. In fact, nothing is gonna get me down today!

  Mr. Blass : [singing]  "All by myself. Don't wanna be all by my - "

  Elliot : Oh, shut up!

  Dr. Clock : Did you just tell my patient to shut up? 'Cause that seems not very doctory.

  Elliot : No. I mean, I said it like all those high school girls do in the mall, like, "Oh, shut up!" I should go.