Scrubs (TV Series)

My Monster (2002)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• J.D. : [narrating to himself]  You never expect a cliche to be an actual conversation starter.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Women... huh?

  Dr. Cox : Tell me about it...

  J.D. : It's like they're from another planet!

  Dr. Cox : OK... I'm going to engage you two in a conversation you will speak of it to no one. Agreed?

  J.D. : OK.

  Dr. Cox : It has gotten to the point where I'm starting to go back in my head over all my old relationships. I mean, don't get me wrong; I'm not like I'm going to sit here and count up all the women I've ever slept with...

  Dr. Christopher Turk : 12

  J.D. : 9

  Dr. Cox : ...18. But not one of them ever really understood me.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : I'm feeling you, man. I consider myself a really romantic guy who's a little stressed out; and I thought the one person who'd understand that would be Carla.

  Dr. Cox : The weird thing is that I'm actually trying this time.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : I just wonder if I'm what she really wants...

  Dr. Cox : I just wonder if I'll ever be able to make it work out with anyone...

  J.D. : My peep's on the fritz...

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Dude!

  [laughs] 

  Dr. Cox : [loughs too]  Poor Newbie...

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [continuing to laugh]  Oh, oh, oh...

  J.D. : [Embarassed]  No, no, no, no, no, no! No! I'm talking about you, guys! Y... You guys... you guys are, like, my peeps, my dogs... and... you're on the fritz, so... that's where I get "peeps"... "fritz" came from...

  Dr. Cox : God love you, Newbie...

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [whistles] 

  Dr. Cox : Thank you for... giving me some prospective.