Scrubs (TV Series)
My Malpractical Decision (2004)
Julianna Margulies: Neena
Quotes
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Harvey Corman : [to Neena] Your father's gonna be just fine. The place is top-notch. I practically live here.
Neena Broderick : Are you a doctor?
Harvey Corman : Massive hypocondriac. If you'll excuse me, I have to go harass a surgeon.
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Dr. Perry Cox : Okay, missy. Knowing damn well that you'll sue if the slightest thing should go wrong with this elective procedure, we're gonna go ahead and elect not to do it.
Neena Broderick : You can't do that.
Dr. Perry Cox : Really? Bob?
Dr. Bob Kelso : Hospitals can refuse treatment on a non-emergency patient. Here's a list of places we can refer you to. Thanks for playing.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Okay, I'm confused. I thought you weren't interested in me.
Neena Broderick : Well, maybe I just said that to make it easier for you. Or maybe I said it because I knew you'd do what wanted you to do. I'm not sure.
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Neena Broderick : Thank you. And I hope I didn't ruffle your feathers too much while I was here.
Dr. Perry Cox : Sweetheart, I find it amusing that you think you're so much as a blip on my radar. Better go ahead and jot this down in your little lawyer notebook: Nothing you could do could ever, hee-hever get to me.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Why are you doing this?
Neena Broderick : I love my dad. I'd do anything. But if it makes you feel any better, I think you're really sweet.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : How am I supposed to believe that?
Neena Broderick : Well, you can't. I already lied to you once so the trust is broken, even though I'd never lie to you again.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Really?
Neena Broderick : Who knows.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : All right, even if I am a little desperate, Neena was not playing me.
Neena Broderick : I was playing you.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : You're just saying that because he's here.
Neena Broderick : No, I manipulated you.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : You're just saying that because he's here.
Neena Broderick : Okay, we seem to be a bit of a loop here, so I'm just gonna step over and talk to this one.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Voice over] Wait, is she in to me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.
[Out loud]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had no *body* to go with.
Neena Broderick : [cracks up] That's really funny!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Voice over]
[Smugly]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Well that's not a fair test - that joke's hilarious.