Scrubs (TV Series)

My Fifteen Seconds (2003)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• [the Janitor is running the hospital PA announcement system] 

  Janitor : [over PA]  Dr. Dorian, Dr. Turk is free for his rectal exam. He said you'd know what that means.

  [J.D. and Turk give each other a horrified look, and run off in opposite directions] 

• Janitor : [on PA]  A quick note for all my comatose listeners out there: all your lovers have moved on. But, if it's any consolation, my sources tell me they're happy. Well, snooze, you lose. In other news...