Scrubs (TV Series)

My Best Friend's Wedding (2004)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

Quotes 

• J.D. : Where're the other bridesmaids?

  Dr. Elliot Reid : They're out buying an eyebrow.

  J.D. : Well, that's gonna be tough on a Saturday, with Eyebrows Eyebrows Eyebrows being closed. They're gonna have to go all the way across town to the Eyebrow Hut.

• J.D. : See, Turk and I made a pact. The day that one of us got married we'd play a last round of tennis-golf in the parking lot as single best friends. Oh, yeah, and the guy getting married has to caddy for the other guy naked

• Chris Turk : If I work this shift, I can finagle two extra days on the honeymoon.

  J.D. : Ooh, nice use of "finagle."

  Chris Turk : Oh, thanks.

• J.D. : Ted! Can you play a little music for us, buddy?

  Ted : It's gonna cost you double what you paid us for the church.

  Chris Turk : [Turk pulls out a bill and hands it to Ted]  Here's twenty.

  Ted : [Ted takes it and pulls out a few bills of his own, handing them back]  Aaaand, here's four back. So, mind if we start with some TuPac?

  J.D. : Kick it.

• J.D. : Look, Elliot, just tell me what you want me to do and I'll do it.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Go back three days and keep me from throwing away my life for you.

• Dr. Elliot Reid : [Elliot lets Sean go]  J.D.! It's not happening. Besides, if Sean and I are meant to be together, I never would have gone home with you that night and sabotaged everything that I had with him.

  J.D. : You and I are gonna be okay, right?

  Dr. Elliot Reid : What do you think?

  J.D. : Probably not.

  [She walks off] 

  J.D. : Elliot!

  [She stops] 

  J.D. : You let me know when we are.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Don't hold your breath.

• J.D. : Danni, what are you doing here?

  Danni Sullivan : We RSVP'd when we were still dating.

  J.D. : You can't just crash my best friend's wedding!

  Danni Sullivan : I'll go halvsies on the gift.

  J.D. : Right this way, please.