- Samuel 'Screech' Powers: I know, I know, I was supposed to be in 318, but I pulled some strings. Aren't you proud of me, Zack?
- Zack Morris: Uh-huh.
- Samuel 'Screech' Powers: The three musketeers. Back together again!
- A.C. Slater: Well, at least we'll never run out of nasal spray.
- Michael Rogers: Hi, I'm Mr. Rogers.
- Samuel 'Screech' Powers: Oh, I watch you every morning. You're a lot bigger in person.
- Samuel 'Screech' Powers: [to Mike] So, you're kind of like our mom.
- Michael Rogers: Your mom? Did your mom play linebacker for the 49'ers?
- Samuel 'Screech' Powers: Well, she tried to, but she was cut.
- Zack Morris: [to Slater] How much does this job pay again?
- A.C. Slater: $4.50 an hour.
- Zack Morris: Ah, great. At this rate, I'll have it paid off by spring break... of my junior year.
- Danielle Marks: Hey, Screech, we should go. The movie starts in ten minutes.
- Alex Tabor: Yeah, and we have to get there early because I can't see in the first ten rows and I really can't hear in the last ten rows, you know where's good? The middle is good, on that right side, you just...
- Danielle Marks: Alex! By the time you stop talking, the movie will be in video stores!
- Zack Morris: Well, this sure is a week of firsts. My first week of college, first Saturday night alone, first time I didn't get the girl. Well, since there's nothing else to do, may as well add one more first to the list. First weekend night, I'm ever... going to study.
- [begins to read his book]
- Zack Morris: Naah, I don't think so!
- [throws the book over his shoulder]