- Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: Aloha, dudes! Meet Cynthia. She's the chick I rescued this afternoon.
- Zachary 'Zack' Morris: It's just too bad it took all summer for you guys to get together.
- Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: No, it's okay. She just moved to town and she's going to Bayside. Come on, babe, let's get a burger.
- Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: "Chick"? "Babe"? Are you gonna take that from him?
- Cynthia: With dimples like those, he can say whatever he wants.
- Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: [Jessie finds Zack alone on the beach] You need a friend?
- Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Wouldn't hurt.
- Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: [the rest of the gang appear] How about five friends?
- Stacey Carosi: Morris, you are in big trouble, bucko!
- Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Hi, Miss Carosi. Is something wrong?
- Stacey Carosi: I know it was you who sold Mrs. King the mayonnaise suntan lotion!
- Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Yes, well I heard it was good for the skin.
- Stacey Carosi: Wrong! As we speak, that poor woman is being attacked by a flock of hungry seagulls!
- Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Well, at least she'll have a good tan.
- Stacey Carosi: That's it. If you think my father has a temper, you ain't seen nothing yet. Of all the irresponsible, disrespectful, unprofessional...
- [the few club staff present quickly walk of the room, and Stacy and Zack are now alone]
- Stacey Carosi: [sedcutive tone] Irresistible, adorable...
- Zachary 'Zack' Morris: Lovable.
- Stacey Carosi: Kissable.
- [they kiss]
- Stacey Carosi: I love taking breaks with you.
- Billy: Help, help! My friend's getting beat up behind the snack stand. Hurry!
- Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: Don't worry kid, I'll save him.
- [he takes off]
- Billy: Doofus.
- Billy: [to Tiffani] So, hot stuff, live around here?
- Kelly Kapowski: Excuse me?
- Billy: Hey, I'm a guy, you're a girl, it's only natural.
- Kelly Kapowski: How old are you?
- Billy: A mature 11. Oh, gotta jet. Call me, babe. Don't worry if my mom answers. I let her stay with me.
- Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: Hey, there was no fight. Where is that kid?
- Kelly Kapowski: That was no kid, that was the next Zack Morris.
- Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: Whoa, fifty bucks!
- Kelly Kapowski: That's nothing. I got seventy-five from her husband.
- Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: [Wondering who his secret admirer is] Oh, come on! Who loves me?
- Samuel 'Screech' Powers: Well, I do, but only as a friend!
- Billy: Would you go with me to my little league banquet?
- Kelly Kapowski: Oh, that's so sweet!
- Billy: You're looking at little slugger of the year.
- Kelly Kapowski: Oh, Billy, you're really cute, and I'm very flattered, but I can't go out with you. You're just a little boy.
- Billy: Little boy?
- [He walks off]
- Kelly Kapowski: Oh, Billy, wait, I didn't mean...
- Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: Don't worry, Kelly. He'll get over it.
- [pause]
- Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: After *many* years of therapy.
- Leon Carosi: Oh, forget the breakfast! The food here stinks!
- [Bumps into passing waiter]
- Leon Carosi: You're fired!
- Kelly Kapowski: Is this sand taken?
- Billy: Why would you want to sit with a little kid?
- Kelly Kapowski: Because you're a cool little kid, and just because I'm older doesn't mean we can't be friends. What do you say?
- Billy: Well, okay, but... can I call you when I'm 17?
- Kelly Kapowski: You'd better.