- A.C. Slater: Don't worry, Mrs M. I'm good at everything I do.
- Zack Morris: Yeah. Not according to the girls I've talked to.
- Lisa Turtle: Mmm. Do I smell cookies?
- Mrs. Morris: You sure do. Zack helped me bake them.
- Lisa Turtle: You baked?
- Zack Morris: Yes. I made gingerbread women.
- A.C. Slater: Gingerbread chicks. I like that.
- Jessie Spano: Well, they should make a gingerbread pig for you.
- A.C. Slater: Hey, got anymore gingerbread women?
- Zack Morris: Why? You don't have a date for New Year's Eve?
- Jessie Spano: I'm working at a booth where kids take pictures with Santa.
- Mrs. Morris: I didn't know you like kids.
- Jessie Spano: I don't. I like $8.00 an hour.
- Kelly Kapowski: [to Laura] Thinking about Zack?
- Laura: Yeah. I can't believe he took me to go see Santa.
- Kelly Kapowski: Yeah, I can't believe he didn't make you sit on his knee.
- Zack Morris: [after Laura's father falls unconscious] Screech, quick. Call 911!
- Samuel 'Screech' Powers: Okay! What's the number?