- Jessie: [Jessie, Kelly and Lisa are in the girls' locker room with some other girls] Now, about this date auction, if any one of you sweeties dare bid on my Slater, I'll hunt you down in the streets like a rabid dog.
- [Slams locker door shut]
- Jessie: Thank you. Have a nice day.
- [Other girls leave]
- Kelly: [Chuckles] Come on, Jessie, lighten up. This date auction's for a good cause.
- Lisa: Besides, the guys wanna do it. So it's not sexist, it's sexy.
- Jessie: You both make interesting points. Really. Fascinating. But if either of you bid on Slater, you're dead. You got me?
- [Slams locker door shut and leaves]
- Lisa: Who put sandpaper on her toilet seat?
- Brian Watkins: Descartes was my favorite philosopher. He said, "I think therefore I am".
- Lisa: Well, yes. But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?