- Zack: I like school. It's a good way to kill time between weekends. It gives me five days to plan my Saturday night!
- Kelly Kapowski: [Looking at Kelly, who is daydreaming] Well, she's got all the symptoms: glassy eyes, goofy look.
- Lisa Turtle: Mismatched wardrobe. It can only mean one thing.
- Lisa Turtle, Jessie Spano: [Turning to look at each other] Crush!
- Jessie Spano: Come on, Kelly. Who are you thinking about?
- Lisa Turtle: Is he cute?
- Kelly Kapowski: Well, kind of. He's real intelligent, got a great sense of humor, and he's really fun to be with.
- Lisa Turtle: Oh, if I found someone like that, I'd never let him go.
- Jessie Spano: So give already. Who is it?
- Kelly Kapowski: Screech.
- [Lisa spits out her drink in horror]
- Jessie Spano: Kelly, you're kidding, right?
- Kelly Kapowski: No, I had so much fun studying with Screech in his room last night.
- Lisa Turtle: You were in his room? Urgh, didn't the bats bother you?
- Kelly Kapowski: That is just a rumor. None of his creatures can fly. You know, Lisa, you really oughta give Screech a chance.
- Lisa Turtle: I'd rather give Chickenpox a chance.
- Kelly Kapowski: Hey, I'm telling you, Screech can be really charming.
- Jessie Spano: He *definitely* did something to her brain.
- Kelly Kapowski: He did. I'm seeing Screech in a completely different way.
- Lisa Turtle: The best way is blindfolded.
- Zack: Well, looks like we're going to the concert together.
- A.C. Slater: I'm not going on a date with you.
- Zack: Well, then give me your ticket.
- A.C. Slater: No, give me yours.
- Zack: Well, these *are* front row seats.
- A.C. Slater: [Smiling at each other] Pick you up at 7?
- Zack: If you get me home by 10.