Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Edwin Newman/Kool & The Gang (1984)

Edwin Newman: Self - Host, Various

Quotes 

• Caller : Anyway, last night I came home from work early. And the first thing I know, some tootsie comes strutting out of our bedroom, with a bottle of tequila, wearing panties.

  [sobs] 

  Edwin Newman : Now let me get this straight, you're upset because this woman had put underclothes on a bottle of tequila?

• Kid Halpern : Well, listen to him. One pizza and he's a real gunfighter.

  Cowboy : Indian giver!