Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Drew Barrymore/Macy Gray (2001)

Jimmy Fallon: Various, Weekend Update Anchor

Quotes 

• Barbara : That night, the great eagle spirit himself appeared in our tent and beckoned us to make love.

  Roger : Yes...

  Virginia : Yes...

  Barbara : And we submitted to his ravenous desires, as the one- as the three of us became one with the great eagle spirit.

  Virginia : Hmm. Turns out the great eagle spirit was actually a fugitive trucker by the name of Rich Crenshaw.

  Dave : Maybe I'm just road weary, but methinks that's a beautiful story.

• Jimmy Fallon : It was revealed in a London tabloid last week that Donald Trump has plans to buy a parachute in case he ever has to jump out of one of his buildings. Either that, or he plans to grab his comb over and Mary Poppins his way down past the 80th floor.