Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Chris Rock/The Wallflowers (1996)
Norm MacDonald: Various, Weekend Update Anchor
Quotes
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Weekend Update Anchor : Ballots will be mailed out next week in the election for President of the teamster's union. With incumbent John Kerry squaring off against Jimmy Hoffa Jr. Hoffa is eager to follow in his father's footsteps except for that last footstep where he dissapeared forever. That's... the footstep he wants to avoid, just that last one.
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Elizabeth Dole : [practising his concession speech] My fellow Americans, after a 35 year career in Congress, after giving my body and soul to this country in times of war and peace, you ungrateful scum have crushed an old man's dream! Shame on you, America!
Bob Dole : Bob, I think going back to your first draft at this point is counterproductive.
Bob Dole : Yeah, well, it's easy for you to say, next week you'll still be President of the Red Cross, Bob Dole'll be sitting in his underwear watching the Weather Channel.
