Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Chevy Chase/Lisa Loeb and Nine Stories (1995)

Norm MacDonald: Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Craig Shipley

Quotes 

• [Norm opens Weekend Update after O.J. Simpson's trial has ended] 

  Weekend Update Anchor : Well, it is finally official: Murder is legal in the state of California.

• Weekend Update Anchor : The long running TV series 'The Love Boat' is being made into a big screen feature by New Line Cinema. The producers have announced that the entire original cast of Gavin Macleod, Bernie Kopell, Fred Grandy, Ted Lange, Lauren Tewes and Jill Whelan will have to pay $7,50 to see the movie, just like everybody else.