Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Steve Martin/Eric Clapton (1994)

Norm MacDonald: Various, Weekend Update Anchor

Quotes 

• Weekend Update Anchor : Scientists in Africa have discovered the oldest known human ancestor, born 4.4 million years ago. Although unearthed only days ago, he is already engaged to Anna Nicole Smith.

• Weekend Update Anchor : And "The Shawshank Redemption" picked up the New York Film Festival's coveted award for the stupidest movie title.