Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Steve Martin/James Taylor (1991)

Julia Sweeney: Various, Dame Sarah Kensington, Joy Philbin

Quotes 

• Julia Sweeney : What's wrong?

  Steve Martin. : Heh... it's Chris Farley. He's nothing but a damn coward.

  [Chris is weeping] 

  Steve Martin. : He's not fit to wear that fake army costume he's got on. I will not have brave cast members going out there with nothing but a prop and some bad material while this coward sits here, safe.

• Kenneth Rees Evans : Hello, I'm Kenneth Reese-Evans and welcome to another episode of... Theatre Stories. Our guests tonight are Sir William St. John Steven Smythe Kersey, or "Knobby" as he's known at the Old Vic.

  Sir William : Hello, always a pleasure.

  Kenneth Rees Evans : And, our, our next guest is an actress whose 1931 debut at the Royal Shakespeare was described as both Dyonesian and unabashedly insane, I am speaking of course of Dame Sarah Kensington.

  Dame Sarah Kensington : I heard my name. They're calling me again.