Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Griffin Dunne/Rosanne Cash (1986)

Dennis Miller: Weekend Update Anchor

Quotes 

• Weekend Update Anchor : Today is the Ides of March, the two thousand and thirtieth anniversary of the assassination of Julius Caesar. Now here's a guy who was a statesman, a military genius, an author and the leader of the Roman Empire and how is he remembered today? A Vegas hotel and a salad you can only order for two people.

  [audience laughs] 

  Weekend Update Anchor : Sorry Julie, it's the best we could do, babe.