- Timmy: [after Fred opens the door] Hello, I'm Timmy, The Sign Man.
- [Whips out a large sign as if it was his business card]
- Timmy: My sign.
- Fred G. Sanford: Hello, I'm Freddy, The junk man.
- [waving it]
- Fred G. Sanford: My fist.
- [Shuts the door. Man knocks again]
- Fred G. Sanford: Go away.
- Timmy: Okay, but it'll cost you money.
- [Fred runs over and opens the door again]
- Timmy: Ah, good choice, sir. See today, we're having a big...
- [whips out a sign that says it]
- Timmy: ... sale.
- Fred G. Sanford: Well, even if they were free, I still couldn't afford them.
- Timmy: Yeah, I know. Things are slow all over.
- Fred G. Sanford: You can say that again.
- Timmy: Don't have to.
- [Pulls out a sign that says "Things are slow all over"]
- Aunt Esther Anderson: We figured if we win the $500, we could put on a Bicentenniel play for the church.
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, and you can be the rear end of what Paul Revere was ridin'.