- Fred G. Sanford: [to the scowling Aunt Esther] You came in first in the King Kong look-alike contest.
- Lamont Sanford: Who are you?
- Mr. Cambridge: [to Fred, handing him his cigar] Hold this.
- [to Lamont]
- Mr. Cambridge: I am James Montgomery Cambridge - mover of men, past holder of public office, servant to the people!
- [to Fred]
- Mr. Cambridge: And who are you?
- Fred G. Sanford: Fred G. Sanford - mover of junk, present holder of this stinkin' cigar, and servant to this dummy!