- Fred G. Sanford: Listen, Lamont...
- Lamont Sanford: Not Lamont! Kalunda! Kah-loon-dah. Say it.
- Fred G. Sanford: Calendar.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Lamont lays down the law to his lazy father] We gonna get some oojima in this house starting today.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Puzzled] Some who?
- Lamont Sanford: Some oojima.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Turning to his friend] Bubba, you ever hear of oojima?
- Bubba Bexley: No, but I know Big Jima.
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, she's the stripper over at that topless joint.
- Bubba Bexley: [Both men clap their hands and laugh] Yeah!
- Fred G. Sanford: [addressing his dashiki-wearing son] So what's your original new name?
- Lamont Sanford: Kalunda.
- Fred G. Sanford: Ka-who?
- Lamont Sanford: Kalunda.
- Fred G. Sanford: If you think I'm gonna change the sign from Sanford and Son to Sanford and Kalunda you're crazy.
- Lamont Sanford: [explaining to Fred why there is African art, shields and masks in the living room] A man's home is supposed to reflect his culture.
- Fred G. Sanford: Well, if you want to reflect MY culture, put up a picture of Billy Eckstine and Joe Louis.
- Olaiya: [Olaiya scolds Lamont for the way he talked to Fred] The way you talk to your father is deplorable!... No, it is inexcusable!. In my country such behavior would be unheard of... You would be beaten!
- Fred G. Sanford: I wish I had you in Nigeria... I'd knock you out!
- Fred G. Sanford: [Fred is trying to get Lamont's attention] Did you hear me?... I called you Kalunda... Hey Kalunda?
- Lamont Sanford: The name is Lamont.
- Fred G. Sanford: You mean I don't haveta call you Kalunda no more?
- Lamont Sanford: Hey man, you can call me what you've always called me.
- Fred G. Sanford: That would be easy... Dummy.