- Lamont Sanford: You know, if Grady gets married, he's going to make you the best man, and you know what that means, right?
- Fred G. Sanford: What?
- Lamont Sanford: You'll be the first to kiss the bride.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Cringes, then] I'd rather kiss Mighty Joe Young's armpits!
- Fred G. Sanford: [Offering Dolly hors d'oeuvres] Why don't you try some of these horse divers?
- Dolly: Some of these what?
- Fred G. Sanford: Horse divers; that's French for appetizer.