Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Fred Sanford Has a Baby (1976)

Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

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• Don Evans : Mr. Sanford, I owe you my gratitude.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Still smarting from Lamont's chastising of him for renting out his room]  Oh, you don't owe me nothing.

  Don Evans : I do. Last week, Lewella and I had a big fight, and I let her leave the house without stopping her. I was stupid for that. If it weren't for you, I have no idea what could have happened to her.

• Fred G. Sanford : Listen, I am the big biz whiz of Watts.

  Lamont Sanford : You're the big biz whiz of Watts, huh?

  Fred G. Sanford : Allow me to introduce myself: J. Paul Ghetto.

• Fred G. Sanford : [Muttering after a persistent door knocker cuts short Fred's hugging and kissing Donna]  Just my kinda luck. Knockus interruptus.

• Fred G. Sanford : [Contesting Bubba's play in Scrabble]  There's no such word as "gazinta"!

  Bubba Bexley : There is so. It's an arithmetic word.

  Fred G. Sanford : Gazinta?

  Bubba Bexley : Sure. Two gazinta four; four gazinta eight.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Raising fist]  And five gazinta your lips!

• Louwella : [Fred asleep on couch, Louwella quickly descends the stairs]  Mr. Sanford! Mr. Sanford, wake up! Wake up, Mr. Sanford, wake up! I think it's time.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Groggy]  Yes, the Late Show! Turn it on, turn it on!

  Louwella : No, Mr. Sanford, I'm talking about my baby.

  Fred G. Sanford : Turn it off! Turn it off!

  Louwella : I can't help it. The pains are coming closer and closer together.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Staggering with a heart attack]  Mine too! Oh! This might be the Big One!