- Fred G. Sanford: See, Miss Horne, I'm a fan of yours, I mean a real big fan. I saw your movie "Stormy Weather" 38 times.
- Lena Horne: You're joking. You mean to tell me you paid to see "Stormy Weather" 38 times?
- Fred G. Sanford: No, I only paid once. I went in on a Saturday and came out on a Wednesday evening.
- Lena Horne: I didn't mean to startle you, but what are you doing in my dressing room?
- Fred G. Sanford: Right now I'm having a heart attack.
- Lena Horne: [Discussing Lamont] Well, doesn't he go to school?
- Fred G. Sanford: Not anymore. He's a drop in.
- Lena Horne: You mean a drop out?
- Fred G. Sanford: No, a drop in. He dropped in a few times then he just quit.
- Lena Horne: [Asking about "little" Lamont] Oh, is he asleep?
- Fred G. Sanford: Just went to sleep.
- Lena Horne: Oh, I'm so sorry. I could've helped put him into his 'jammies.
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, he would have liked that.
- Lamont Sanford: [Upon seeing Lena Horne in his living room, clutches his chest and staggers] Oh! I think I'm havin' one, Pop! My very first one. And it's a big one. Ya hear that, Mom? Your little boy's comin' to join ya... with a moustache!
- Lena Horne: [after he had come down, seen her, and had his first "heart attack"] This is Lamont? This is *little* Lamont?
- [Getting increasingly angry]
- Lena Horne: This is little *lame* Lamont?
- Fred G. Sanford: [Lena still hasn't arrived, and it's gotten so late that Fred and Lamont are about to go out to avoid Fred's pool room buddies]
- [Fred hears a plane taking off from LAX and flying overhead, he looks up sadly]
- Fred G. Sanford: There's goes Lena.
- [Shortly afterwards, there's a knock on the door]
- Fred G. Sanford: Gee whiz, are the guys here already?
- [He opens the door]
- Chauffeur: Is this the Sanford residence?
- Fred G. Sanford: Yes.
- [He walks away and Lena comes to the door]