- Sabrina Spellman: Hey, you guys are just in time to carve a pumpkin with me!
- Roxie King: And you're about twelve years too late. I haven't carved a pumpkin since I was... six.
- [last lines]
- Muffy: [opening door] Hi, Sabrina.
- Sabrina Spellman: Muffy, are you all right? I mean, your message was kinda garbled on my machine. Something about a stalker?
- Muffy: [handing Sabrina back her cat] I found him pawing through my lingerie drawer.
- Sabrina Spellman: I'm so sorry. He's a sick, sick animal. But... that'll change once I have him fixed.
- Salem Saberhagen: Meow?
- [as Sabrina carries him off]
- Salem Saberhagen: You... you were joking, right?
- [nervous laugh]
- Salem Saberhagen: Right?
- [she grins with mischievous intent]
- Salem Saberhagen: Hey, this isn't the way home!
- Sabrina Spellman: Hey, guys, having fun?
- Roxie King: I'm standing here with Miles, what do you think?
- Miles Goodman: If this is the best party of all time, I'm glad I'm a social outcast.
- Sabrina Spellman: Come on, let's get the party spirit! Bob for something!
- Roxie King: Okay, I'll bob for the door.