- Roxie King: And don't tell me nothing's wrong. You've been in a funk for a week. Even your perkiness has lost its pop.
- Sabrina Spellman: That is so not true. I'm at the popping peak of my perkiness. I'm totally funkless. Absolutely nothing is bothering me.
- [little black thundercloud moves in over her head, torrential downpour follows, drenching her]
- Sabrina Spellman: Okay, now something's bothering me.
- Josh: Sabrina's upset because they're evicting everyone at the Mayflower.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: That's awful! And you worked so hard on your little article.
- [tries cheering up:]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: I think that somebody needs to treat herself to a new pair of shoes.
- [looks meaningfully down at Sabrina's]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Seriously.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: [to Sabrina] Josh and I are just gonna stay here and snuggle on the couch.
- Josh: Actually, I'd like to go to the rally. The Mayflower's architecture is pretty amazing. I'd love to get some photographs before they level the place.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Crumbling bricks over taut flesh. Good choice.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: [to Sabrina] The only place Josh's hands are going to be, is on me.
- Josh: I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to cancel.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: What? I bought a new dress. I told everybody that we're coming. And I pulled major strings to get us in.
- Josh: Morgan, these people are about to lose their homes. I think that's a little bit more important than seeing you and your friends dressed in Saran Wrap, yet again.
- Sabrina Spellman: Do you really wear Saran Wrap?
- Morgan Cavanaugh: [snaps] It's pleather!
- Salem Saberhagen: We're a very literal species.
- Sabrina Spellman: Let's hope I never become a bleeding heart liberal.