- Roxie King: I'm not angry. I'm happy for you. And I've come to a realization. The fact that I don't have a boyfriend might actually have something to do with me.
- Miles Goodman: You think?
- Roxie King: [scowls at Miles] I just signed up for a relationship workshop on campus. Maybe I can figure out what I'm doing that's alienating men.
- Sabrina Spellman: That's great. You know, I've always wanted to suggest something like that to you.
- [as Roxie scowls at her:]
- Sabrina Spellman: But then I realized you're perfect just the way you are, you know, and this workshop is just gravy. Gotta go!
- [rushes off]