Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Heart of the Matter (2000)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
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Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : Besides, I don't see you going out with a whole lot of guys.
Roxie King : I don't see a whole lot of guys asking me.
[guy in hallway looks at her]
Roxie King : What's your problem, loser?
Sabrina Spellman : I can't imagine why.
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Salem Saberhagen : Believe it or not, when it comes to the fairer sex, I'm rather shy.
Sabrina Spellman : Is that why you had four different species slap you with a restraining order? I promised myself I wouldn't use magic to solve every little problem.
Salem Saberhagen : Right. Then Saturday night we can rent Steel Magnolias and you can give me a flea dip.
[jumps off the bed, leaves]
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Sabrina Spellman : What am I gonna do?
Salem Saberhagen : Do what you always do. Go crying to your aunties to bail you out. "Boo hoo hoo. Help me, aunties."
[laughs - then Sabrina zaps his skateboard and he zooms off out the door]
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Sabrina Spellman : [as Morgan goes off with Josh] Some other time.
[to her heart, who told her the true score too late:]
Sabrina Spellman : You know, you have stinky timing.
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Pete : [coming up to Sabrina] Hey, hi, I'm... I'm Pete, from your English Lit class. I was wondering if you'd, uh... you'd like to, uhm...
Roxie King : ...grade your pickup line? D minus.
[nods her head helpfully]
Sabrina Spellman : [polite] That wasn't a pickup line.
Pete : Oh, actually, it was. You, uh, wanna go to a movie Saturday night?
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, well, Pete, you know I... I would love to go out with you, but... I've got plans.
Roxie King : What plans? You told me you weren't doing anything.
Sabrina Spellman : Well, I said that because I don't want you to feel bad, because my plans don't include you.
Roxie King : Oh, really? When were you gonna tell me?
Pete : Hello? Hi, uhm, I'm the one being rejected here.
Sabrina Spellman : Sorry, but thanks for asking.
[the guy goes off]
Roxie King : So, what are you doing Saturday night?
Sabrina Spellman : Nothing. Wanna come along?