- Sabrina Spellman: You're right. I'm gonna tell Annie I have written my last obituary.
- Annie: [appearing] Sabrina! Get down to Boston General. There's a rumor Keith Richards is having chest pains.
- Sabrina Spellman: Can't I wait till he goes to the morgue? I have my own parking spot there.
- Roxie King: [trying out Morgan's fashion] Whoa, cute headband.
- Sabrina Spellman: That's a skirt. And I'm guessing a great way to meet guys.
- Babette Storm: [new movie's press conference] So in sum, I'd say Never, Always is a story of hope, redemption and love. Plus, you get to see my buns.
- [last lines]
- Salem Saberhagen: [crying as he gets stuck with all the sowing] Wait until PETA hears about this!